AI room intelligence, with teeth

Your room thinks it’s a 10. Prove it.

Upload a room photo for a sharp AI roast, an honest score, and a redesign you can actually use. Then share the glow-up and challenge a friend.

One roast and score free. No designer-sized invoice.

RoomRoast hero

Transformation

4.7 → 9.1

The RoomRoast promise

Funny feedback. Real fixes. Zero fake hype.

01

Free means free

Your first roast and score do not require a paid plan.

02

Budget stays visible

Recommendations respect what you can spend.

03

Your room, your call

You choose what to share and which ideas to keep.

Roast → transform → share

Interior advice you will not scroll past.

RoomRoast turns a single photo into an entertaining critique and a practical path from “it’s fine” to “wait, that’s my room?”

01 / THE ROAST

An honest score with a punchline.

The AI spots awkward layouts, mismatched scale, weak lighting, blank walls, and suspicious furniture decisions—then explains them without sounding like a design textbook.

Room score

4.7

Great TV. The chair has surrendered.

02 / THE REDESIGN

Try on a better room.

Compare several AI redesigns across styles while keeping the room recognizable—not replacing your apartment with an impossible showroom.

Warm minimalGaming denModern vintageSoft industrial
03 / THE PLAN

Fix first. Shop second.

  • Prioritized changes
  • Budget-aware shopping list
  • Furniture, lighting, and décor
04 / THE FLEX

Make the glow-up impossible not to share.

Export a before-and-after transformation for Stories, Reels, or short-form video—score jump included.

Before 4.7 → After 9.1

Pay per room, not per month

Get roasted free. Upgrade the rescue.

Start with the verdict. Pay once only when you want the full transformation package.

Quick Roast

$0

For anyone brave enough to hear the truth.

  • One room photo
  • AI roast and room score
  • Top improvement priorities
  • Shareable score card
Get my free score

Roast Pro

$9.99

One-time purchase per room

Full glow-up
Everything in Quick Roast
Multiple AI redesigns
Several room styles
Budget-based shopping list
Prioritized improvement plan
Shareable transformation video
Build my transformation

Before you upload

Fair questions. Straight answers.

The folding chair is waiting

Think your room is a 10?

Upload one photo. Get the score, take the roast, and discover what your space could become.